Get With The Realness!! wrote: Polka wrote: Jimmer wrote:
That's the very Stoke. Where does he reference Stoke? My mind is drawing a blank.
Red and white I'm afraid. Unfortunately we don't have much green, in fact none in the Premiership (?). Plymouth are green, Yeovil play in Celtic-like green hoops, and after that i am drawing a bit of a blank. Someone with better knowledge could probably come up with a few teams in green away, or even third kits.
Stoke-on-Trent--"Pink India" off the first solo effort. One of my favorite loopy Malk jams/progressions at the end of that tune, so it seems I'm destined to be a Stokian from here forward. Anything in particular I need to know/teams I need to hate? (besides ManU). Particular lagers I'm supposed to drink?
You will be a strictly Slater's Top Totty drinker from now on!
Their nickname is The Potters, although i've never bothered to think why that is. Do Stokie's tend to potter about most of the time? I imagine Mort likes to potter. Or do they more likely do a lot of pottery there? My knowledge of Bristish history is that shite, yes.
Rory Delap is your secret weapon.
It's because that part of the world is famous for pottery, surely, and isn't thwhole area referred to as "the Potteries"?
Rory Delap is the opposite of the secret weapon. You know how when someone reviews an SM record they always, by lawm have to say "former Pavement frontman SM..." Well, it is impossible to talk about Rory Delap without mention his long, piggin, throw.
Anyway, the most important thing to do when someone has picked a team randomly is immediately talk to them like a mega-fan. So here we go:
Polka! Great result against Liverpool. Bet Crouchy loved that. Robbie Williams is a shitbox though, right? Yeah.
I had an idea worse than Police Academy 3