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Topic: all cheezy poetrey hear

lookin' out da window
at da beautifuh sky
on fire cuz
da sun is gonna go
2 sleep for a while
makes me happeh

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yo yo yo
listen up ya'all
got money in da house
say hey say ho say hey say ho
daz right (insert grunt hear)

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this week is good
for the consumer in me
Ninja Gaiden came out for the xbox yesterday
ninja video games rule

this week is really pleaseing my inner consumer
today my Rio karma mp3 player comes in the mail
my reward for being an honest hard working american, like yourselves

grab on to me tightly as if i knew the way

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woke up dis mornin'
knowing full well
dat i could sleep
another 3 or 4 hours
but i gotsa go to work
make some braid
keep mah shelter
feed mah inner child
pay mah cellphone
who lives at home
wit mah home phone
so i know where it is

da bus is waitin' for me

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englebert humperdink
on the stereo
i don't care what you think
cuz i'm gonna
DO WHAT I WANT
DO WHAT I WANT
DA DA DOO WHAT I WANT!!!!

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o'human kindness
i see wat
you see you see
da whurl evolves
'round you cuz o'you

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And caffeine was King,
And Baghdad burned,
And the freaks come out,
And England dreams.

"Shnake!"

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hope yo'ass finds
da glasses required
to catch a glimpse
of mah superior mine

don worreh poh peasant
tis undah mah control

follow me
all makes sense don it?

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muffins, they are tasty
but they are not pastry
so be you warned
they're unlikely to be flaky

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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da coffeh
wuz in dem hands
mah mugs empteh
heard no ringin'

no one's changin'
fer no one

leave it be 'kay?

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dis post is the shit
and there aint nuttin
you can do bout dat
got money
in da house
so git on yer knees
and be ready to please
...just slop it and squeeze

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mistahz babees
don get moneh
cuz mistah don
got heart

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i want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
and shove it the face of those you cant handle it
and make them eat it
becase you cant defeat it

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gotta quit smokin' these cigarettes
find something else to put my mind at rest
like peeps on easter
or a dreidle on hanukkah
like jedi with the lightsaber
or blues with a harmonica
you need me but i don't need you
take your cancer ridden smoke right up the flue!

grab on to me tightly as if i knew the way

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as rain arrives
drops fall
and to my mind
they recall
the infinite cliches one can use for describing bad weather

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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dat dude has attitude.
whut be yo' ass gonna do?
dis shit be whack.
braid gots mah back. 
What a ripoff.
plum some gigalo. 
combin' mah fresh fro.
wigglin' ha' ass.
i ain't gonna pass on dat.

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da opium den
brought da face
of scared sadness
daz when i smiled
don be afraid
jus me yer friend

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part II

platonic friends

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everything that plato did
had to be platonic
down to the most trivial things
like making gin and tonics
because his name was plato

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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plate tectonic
pirate electronics
the sounds of the sonic
thas the way to be!

grab on to me tightly as if i knew the way

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wah tis love?
you may asks

cuz i love mah countreh
but wassup wit dem
yo'ass is indecent
don speak

cuz i love mah trees
but dey make large
berries and birdshiieee
mah car alwayz dirtee

cuz i love mah bus
but sometimes it
forgetz meh
it jus drives on by


cuz i love mah friends
but

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thackerays globules

mah car got towed
last saturday
i thought it wuz
stolen
now why would anyone
steal mah car?
wit all mah tapes
o'pavement?

i did not
know wat to do
so i call mah momma
mah momma said call da 50
so i called da 50
daz wat you get
fer parkin' in front
of a driveway

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do yerself a favor
find
somethin' you
like  'bout yerself
dependin' on others
takes yer energy

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hot doggin
on a friday night
i don't know
how bout you?

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ya'all gotta wild
imagination
i'll give ya'all
dat much

i'm lookin'
at a
harmonious
friendship
close to mah heart
nothin' more