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whatup dog
i ain't no frog
the dude was laid
to the bone
but that don't matter now
shit.

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sometimes
it's so hard to tell
in the refractive light
is it me?
or is it you?

I asked God for mercy; He handed me a cold one.

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suckin' on a chili dog
outside the tasty freeze

I asked God for mercy; He handed me a cold one.

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mah friend
it hurts to see you sad
sometimes i don
know wat to say
desperately
wanna push it away

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i'm strapped to the teeth
with latex and yayo

(somebody finish this one for me)

grab on to me tightly as if i knew the way

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put to sleep papa
and play with my momo

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You gotta a puppet
in yo pants
Say what?
You gotta a puppet
in yo pants


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i dedicate dis here poemm to mah brotha Butt

[intro]
Butt
Butt
Butt
Butt

Butt
Butt
i love china
Butt
Butt
Butt

[dance ritual]
beep beep beep
beep beep beep

Re: all cheezy poetrey hear

that is quite possibly the most beautiful poem i have ever read

mmmmm, you smell like the inside of my mamma's purse

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why be awake
when's should be sleeping?
i wondered
as my eyes started leaking

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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what do i do
where do i know
this guy seems to follow me wherever i go
do i whip out my gat
hold out my hat
or buy a pizza pie and loan it to joe

grab on to me tightly as if i knew the way

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did someone say
pizza pie?

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Thanks money! Now THAT is art, dammit! i like da way ya incorporate asain culture into your avant garde approach. Mahalo!

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you like dat huh? and how 'bout mah intro? you like dat?

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ever since monday
i've been  thinkin'
tomorrows friday
well it ain't
jus in case
ya'all were wonderin
maybe i should make a list
with every date daz obvious
read a calender
wear a watch
watch my toe

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row houses
all in a roe.
grow houses
for the
builder who
carouses in
kine with
those who
share
that
undeveloped
mind.

road houses
all in row...

Horse thieves that ended up in Texas

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blah blah
yadda yadda
yack yack yack
puck
yack yack yack
yadda yadda
blah blah

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money, the space between the fourh 'butt' and the fifth 'butt' is nothing shy of genius, brah. what else can i say? kudos!

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hey Butt...yer kudos mah brotha...i want you to be straight wit me 'kay?  no bullshiieee...no daz cheeze moneh...i don wanna listen...none o'dat....

wat does yo'ass see when you look out da window?

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steam rising
something hot
ninety eight
point six degrees
more or less
i don't know
what if c-a-t
spelled dog.

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kudos is
a greek word
the singular form
of 'honour'
doncha know

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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I love today's manicure
my new color is deep, dark plum
I usually hate purples
But this color is called "forbidden"

Like my hands in plums
the plum in my mouth
the lick of open fruit
the juices running down
my neck made sticky
and the trees newly in bloom

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hey dude......wassup?  'kay....as you so meticulously pointed out...i am indeed utilizing da word 'kudos' incorrectly...ever since i've stumbled upon dis here board...wit dem folks wit dem sophisticated vocabulary...i be learnin'...da first time i heard da word 'kudos' was from Butt...or atleast daz when it stuck...mah memorys selective...so to make mah story long-ass...it made me laugh hysterically...i thought he made it up...so i tried guessing wat he meant...daz great...daz beauty...i love it gimme more...so daz where 'yer' comes in...'kay?  a little while later...someone else used it...and i thought it strange...why would someone else steal Butts word?  so i gots smart...daz right baby...i looked it up in a dictionary...i thought Butts definition was far more to mah liking dan brothas webster & merriam...so i stuck wit it...'kay?

Re: all cheezy poetrey hear

money
honey
i see the beauty
in using words
however one wants
tricycle quickly
toothache milkshake

-he who hesitates is lost
-look before you leap
-a stitch in time saves nine
-a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

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daz right baby...as long as i know wat i means...